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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the sea?
Bob

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff

What do you call a man with a car on his head?
Jack

What do you call a man in a hole?
Phil

What do you call a guy water skiing without a ski?
Skip

What do you call a guy lying at your front door?
Matt

What do you call half a man hanging on a wall?
Art

What do you call two guys hanging outside your window?
Curt and Rod

What do you call a guy being thrown out the window?
Chuck

What do you an epileptic in a bush?
Russel

What do you call a german with no arms or legs hanging inside a football locker?
Helmut

What do you call a man who does your taxes?
Bill.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen

What do you call a chinese woman with one leg shorter than the other?
Irene

What do you call a woman with no legs?
Nolene

What do you call a girl lying on a beach?
Shelly.

What do you call a girl with a bucket and spade on her head?
Sandy.

What do you call a dog that gets ran over by a steam roller?
Spot.

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